Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books in Twenty Tweets or Less

Have you ever used Cliff Notes to review for a test? Well, Twitterature, by Alexander Aciman and Emmett Rensin, is the Cliff Notes of the Tweeting world, though I do not advise you to use the book to help you study for a test. It is an irreverent look at great works of literature from the point of view of the protagonists. The twist is that the protagonists have a Twitter account.

That’s right. The protagonist tweets the whole book in 140-character tweets using no more than twenty tweets total. Don’t worry. A glossary is included in the back of the book for the Twitter uninitiated members among us. This is very useful for those who are still wondering about the value of tweeting in the first place.

Twitterature brings to light the classics in a unique manner. With wit a heavy dose of satire, Aciman and Rensin lay out the classics – one 140-character tweet at a time. It is a brilliant idea which leaves many writers wondering, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”

Tweet from (me) @writerobrien:

Twitterature lays out the classics one tweet at a time answering the question, “What was Hamlet trying to say?” in a manner filled with wit and humor.

Twitterature goes on sale December 29, 2009.
ISBN 978-0-14-311732-2

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“Standing By: The Making of an American Military Family in a Time of War,” by Alison Buckholtz

“Standing By: The Making of an American Military Family in a Time of War,”
Alison Buckholtz
(Tarcher/Penguin, April 16, 2009; $23.95)

Alison Buckholtz used her graduate degree working for a non-profit, lived less than an hour from most of her family, and what she knew of the military and its culture came from tv or the newspaper. Then she met her Navy pilot and everything changed.

“Standing By: The Making of an American Military Family in a Time of War,” is the story of what she learned about the strength of the military family, especially the strength of the military spouse. Her journey through so many of the experiences we all go through as military spouses is a rich account of the military sub-culture that flies under the radar of many civilians.

I found myself gripped by the story of a spouse who was pregnant and had just had a car accident. When Alison called the woman’s friend at the hospital to see if she could help, she was asked to go to her house and retrieve some necessary legal papers. What she found with the papers was a woman in crisis. Her house was beyond a mess, evidence that she was having a tough time caring for herself and her children, and coping with the deployment of her husband. In short, she needed lots of help to deal with her situation. The wives did what most military spouses do without thinking twice: they banded together to provide whatever she needed. By cleaning the house, stocking the fridge, and being there to help her, they helped her get strong for her family.

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All military spouses will enjoy this book. The portrayal of our “normal” will make us appreciate ourselves and our strength just a little bit more. Give it to your friends who are facing yet another deployment with small children and an impending birth all alone, or to the ones who are making a move to a place and a home they rented sight unseen in an unfamiliar place. It will help them realize we are not alone, we are part of a large family that is always there for us when we need them.

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